dammit Jerry

This is how I imagine most executive Hollywood Boardrooms to function.

 

*opens to rapturous applause*

 

‘So as you can see from that initial proposition, this looks to be a great film, we think it’s going to be really successful’

‘Well I wouldn’t be so quick to draw the conclusion, boys’.

‘Why’s that Jerry?’

‘Ahh well you see, we’re contractually obliged to cast Cameron Diaz in the annoying role’.

‘God dammit Jerry, not again!’

‘Does she feature heavily in the trailer even though the part is really small and insignificant?’

‘Hate to be the one to break it to you but…she is the whole trailer’

‘We have really fucked ourselves in the face here, Jerry!’

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