If you don’t hear from me in a while, don’t have fear.
I’m still here, but I’ll be writing my novel like a motherfucker for #NaNoWriMo.
What is that you ask? Good question! I’m not entirely sure myself. I’m just following all the cool kids. Just kidding. I have since Googled it and can confirm that it’s National Novel Writing Month. In one month, you must write 50,000 words or face eternal ridicule from the writer fairies.
So because I already have 50,000 words of rubbish and because I only started yesterday, I’m going to try and RE-WRITE THE WHOLE THING HA HA HA what’s that you say? Crazy? More like, piece of cake!
See you on the other side, comrades. And that one homeless guy with an internet connection who reads this blog.