I couldn’t find this banana I wanted to eat.
I was looking for it everywhere. At some point in the afternoon I spotted a banana peel in my bin. My face scrunched up as I tried to recall how it got there. Background crime scene investigation music in my head before bursting into what can only be described as an uncontrollable laughter stroke at the realisation that I had…WAIT FOR IT…blanked out while eating the aforementioned banana and had no recollection of said banana consumption.
It has finally happened. I have gone bananas. Stay tuned for the sequel ‘Sleep Walkin’ Hot Dogs’ coming to a blog post near you.